ATVs ~ All Terrain Vernons: And they pretend they don't like each other

Kids Say the Darndest Things

2.10.11 - I think I have a fever. [well if you have a fever then we can't go play with Bubba & Mai Mai] Oh, but my fever isn't hurting my forehead, it's just playing with it's other fever friends.

2.6.11 ~ That's my friend the wind. Hi windy friend! Hi friend! Hi windy windy windy friendy wind!

1.13.11 ~ Mama, that's a punato. [what?!?] A PUH NAY TOW, that red thing that goes on sandwishes, is that right? [no, it's a tomato] I like punato better.

1.10.11 ~ Mama, I need to look in your ear [what for?] I'm a potato doctor and I need to see if you have any in there... yup, I see 5.

12.17.10 ~ Mama, you're the best.... best sandwicher in the world! [while eating a particularly good PB&J]

12.13.10 ~ When Santa lands on the porch he's going to sprinkle dust on my head and your head and we're going to fly in the air and be best birds. To which I responded 'do you mean best buds?' and he said no, best birds.

12.12.10 ~ I hate Christmas, I only get stupid presents. His version of quoting Lucy from Charlie Brown's Christmas.

12.5.10 ~ Mama, YOU are on the naughty list.

11.30.10 ~ ...but Mama, diarrhea is not funny.

11.5.10 ~ Mama, you are my BEST best best..... huggy friend!
10.26.10 ~ When people don't have bones they turn into a mud puddle like this (as he lays on the floor)

10.25.10 ~ Mama, you have pretty pretty eyes and bootiful hair.

10.23.10 ~ Upon waking, the first words out of his mouth jellybeans, jellyBEANS, JELLYBEANS!

10.09.10 ~ Mama, the sun is my new best friend cuz it dries up all the rain so I can play outside.

10.02.10 ~ Mama, mailboxes don't have chins. Only gray ones do.

Books on the Reading Stack

The Scent of Rain and Lightning by Nancy Pickard
Juliet by Anne Fortier
Organized Simplicity by Tsh Oxenreider
Hungry Monkey by Matthew Amster-Burton
I Was A Really Good Mom Before I Had Kids by Trisha Ashworth & Amy Noble
Healthy Sleep Habits, Happy Child by Marc Weissbluth
Open House by Elizabeth Berg
Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time by Marc Haddon
The School of Essential Ingredients by Erica Bauermeister
Hotel on the Corner of Bitter and Sweet by Jamie Ford
Little Bee by Chris Cleave
The Help by Katheryn Stockett
The Girl Who Played with Fire by Stieg Larsson
The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo by Stieg Larsson
Water for Elephants by Sarah Gruen

ATVs ~ All Terrain Vernons

Thursday, December 2, 2010

And they pretend they don't like each other - pfffft

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